the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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