I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
