Well apparently he's into motor boating.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Is Oprah even human
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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