So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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