the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
