I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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