i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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