Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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