I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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