my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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