He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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