She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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