he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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