Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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