I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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