So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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