DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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