That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i drank out of a bidet.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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