did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
In America we eat man semen.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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