somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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