Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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