Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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