My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
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Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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