We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize