So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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