so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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