i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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