i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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