ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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