That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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