normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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