Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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