I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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