Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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