My room smells like vodka and shame
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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