if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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