I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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