I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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