Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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