Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
This is my gift to your gina
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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