yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My vagina just recognized that song.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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