Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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