i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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