I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do vagina's smell?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
tell me about the eggs
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