Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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