I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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