I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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