no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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