VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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