About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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