It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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