I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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