Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
