she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
