Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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