i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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