They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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