guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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