I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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