I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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