Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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